Misanthropic. Incendiary. Misguided. Rambunctious. Dirty. Primitive. Contemptuous.
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01
Apr
Why not me?
(Source: maritimetrades)
2 months ago Short URL 89 notes
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karl urban/WHY/for fuck's sake/sigh/fuck my life/Why not me?/
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.
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karl urban/gorgeous/perfection/christ/
23
Jan
Psssst, Mars.
(Source: tricorders)
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Karl Urban/you fell victim to one of the most classic blunders - the most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia'/but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never think you can look at Karl Urban naked in a pool and not want to gnaw on something'/
19
Dec
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔Motherfuckin’ Monster
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I'm a mothafuckin' monster/true story/girl you know it's true/status is subject to change if I hear from the following men before noon today:/Jason momoa/karl urban/Tom Hiddleston/Christian Bale/